[if you have other such thoughts, comment down so the others can bang their heads even more]
1) the last time i thought i was someone's type, i donated blood.
2) steam is now 13y.o., it is old enough to have its own steam account :D
3) pacman is about a dude who has to takes drugs to fight demons
4) small people tend to save more on soap
5) if only mosquitoes suck on fats instead of blood...
AND THE FUNNIEST ONE I SAW TODAY:
if you're deaf, every fart is a gamble.
HAHAHAHA HAVE FUN!!!